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pipinghotambrose replied to your post: Sam the duck has been paddling in the bathtub this morning.

omg wait what, when did you get a duck???

I found him on Friday. He’s not a pet, he’s injured so we just have to wait for him to fix himself.

2 days ago with 1 notes
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broadwaypanda replied to your post: Sam likes my rapping.

Could you “rap” and ask Sam to stop glaring at me like I just stole his bread crumbs every time we cross path?

You probably did. Some bread went missing yesterday.

3 days ago with 1 notes
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Sam likes my rapping.

He’s a cool duck. 

In other AWESOME news, I get to cover some of the track events at the Olympics. That probably means I’ll be stuck in one of the tiny, stuffy commentating booths but it’s still exciting.

3 days ago with 5 notes



thesoundofkurt replied to your post: Sam the duck has been paddling in the bathtub this morning.

You are adorable.

Adorable’s my middle name.

3 days ago with 0 notes
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Sam the duck has been paddling in the bathtub this morning.

He woke me up at 1am and 3am and 5am. He can’t go in a lot of water because of his wing, but the guy who came to see him says it’s cool if he just paddles in the bottom of the bath. They think he might be half domesticated, so that’s why I’m keeping him for now. It was that or staying at the vets.

No one tell Tina there was duck poop on the bathroom floor.

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4 days ago with 2 notes



I think Cain is the best out of all of us at calming Sam down.

He’s a wizard. Or a vet, whatever.

4 days ago with 1 notes



This is worse than that time Shia LeBeef was all over my dash.

Stop.

4 days ago with 3 notes



Cosmo is great for comedy.

Yeah. I usually use Youtube.

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